America, grab your tickets —summer tours are unhinged (In a good way)

Beyoncé is currently galloping across arenas in full rodeo regalia, reminding us she can out-sing, out-dance, and out-dazzle all our faves—while riding a mechanical horse. Lady Gaga’s Mayhem Ball is exactly what it sounds like: glam, gore, and glitter served in high-octane doses. Billie Eilish and Charli xcx are busy perfecting the art of sad-girl bangers and sweat-drenched dance floors, respectively. And Dua Lipa? She’s somewhere in Europe twirling in platform boots, being aggressively optimistic.

Addison Rae has graduated from TikTok to sold-out shows, while Benson Boone flips his way through heartfelt ballads and shirtless acrobatics. Olivia Dean makes her American debut, and it’s all very classy until Katy Perry shows up firing whipped cream from a bra cannon. Again.

Zach Bryan is grumbling through sold-out stadiums, and Maren Morris is serving country-rock angst with just the right amount of mascara smudge. Shakira’s hips are back on tour and still not lying. Blackpink is reuniting to break the internet, and Kendrick Lamar and SZA are tag-teaming stages like it’s a Grammy rehearsal.

Meanwhile, Tyler, the Creator continues to confuse and amaze us with Chromakopia—a tour name that sounds like a Crayola lawsuit waiting to happen. And don’t even ask about Kesha’s Tits Out Tour unless you’re ready for glitter, chaos, and possibly a spiritual awakening.